Saturday, August 18, 2012

Count your blessings, Mr. T-Rex.

A few comics I found that I think are brilliant. The first describes me so perfectly, I just couldn't resist:
So me. On so many levels.
The next is a reminder to always count your blessings. Cuz think of that poor, poor T-rex who will never get his wish. It makes you wanna cry.

Apart from that, I don't think I have much to say.
Oh, I'm in Canada right now. Neat, eh?
Till next time!

Saturday, August 11, 2012


I found this comic extremely cute:

Totally made my day. Especially since I can totally relate to people misreading my face as me being miserable, when in reality I'm just daydreaming about awesome things. Like the Doctor. Or Dinosaurs. Or dinner.

So...yep. Happy now, Ashton??

Monday, August 6, 2012

New Look, New Posts

I'm bbbaaaaccckkkk!!!!
Yes, I know. I've abandoned this blog for several months now. But I do find it amusing that in the time I've been silent, I have gained a few more followers. Maybe they're trying to send me a message of some sort. ;)

I hate to say it, but I had completely forgotten about my tiny blog until earlier this morning, when a friend posted their blog on facebook(*cough cough* Argentum et Aes *cough cough*)After reading it, I was thought, "Maybe I should get a blog...wait a minute...I already do! Sweet!"

Unless you are just as oblivious as I can be at times, you've probably noticed that the look has changed. It indeed has. When I rediscovered my blog, I found myself bored with the look. So, out with the old, and in with the new, as they say. I don't know about you, but I like it. I guess my taste is changing, and I'm starting to like teal/turquoise/aqua colors. Even though none of these actually are those colors, it was the closest I could get. =P

I just wanna say that I am planning on updating my blog more often now. It might slow down again when school starts up in the fall, but I'll try and at least say "hi" a couple times.

And now for a random motivational picture:

Until next time! Adieu!

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

that awkward moment when....

So I realized lately that I've been through quite a few awkward moments recently, and also that I haven't posted here for a while. So, I put two and two together, and voila! Here you are:

That awkward moment when...

~I have so much stuff I know I should be doing right now, that I just don't wanna do it.

~ I'm posting something here, where nobody will ever read it.

~ your friend's boyfriend tries to hold your hand, mistaking you for her.

~^shortly afterwards, your friend holds your hand, too, also mistaking you for her boyfriend.

~^After that one, you decide not to sit between couples again. ;)

~ you're saying hi to an old friend you haven't seen a while, and they're looking at you like, "Dude, I freaking hate you. Why are you talking to me??"

~ you wanna be there for someone, but they won't let you.

~ you realize that maybe you're being just a little too creepy to your sister, cuz she's starting to pick up on it and do it back to you... >.>

~ you realize your leg randomly twitches to an invisible beat when you talk to people

~you're the only one in a full room of dancing people not dancing

~You tell yourself all the school work you're GONNA do today, and you end up on facebook for an hour.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I just find life kinda interesting sometimes....=P

Tuesday, January 31, 2012


Today, I woke up.

Later, I died.

 Then I came back again.

Now I wanna just go and die again.
And there you have it, folks. My day. I hate being sick. And my stupidity for going for a jog while being sick. That's why I died. But I came back somewhere in the shower afterwards. And now I wanna go die in my warm, fluffy bed, and ignore the aspect of getting up tomorrow morning.

Oh, and in other news, I had a poptart today. Totally. Made. My. Day. <3
Sometimes it's the little things that help you make it through a rough day...

Monday, January 9, 2012

All great thoughts happen in the shower.

That's right. Ever heard of Albert Einstein? He was a genius- but only in the shower!! All his brains came from the shower. Socrates? Plato? Aristotle? Shower. Shower. Shower. Trust me. I wrote my entire Persuasive speech draft last year in the shower.

But our shower has a slight problem. You see, there are 9 of us who live in the house, 4 of which use the "girls' shower". But I believe our shower has a curse. Every time a shampoo or conditioner bottle gets to the point where there's only about an inch of stuff left in it, it becomes invisible to the naked eye. And so what does the average person do? Grab another one! And when you've got 4 people using the same shampoo, and conditioner, all of whom have longer hair, we go through it FAST. Which means "empty" bottles that really still have an inch or so left end up accumulating, and because they're all invisible, nobody notices.

That is, until your shower ends up being so covered in "empty" shampoo and conditioner bottles, there's only about 2 inches of room left for you to stand in. That's usually when people start noticing.

That happened a few days ago for us. We realized that we were really showering in "empty" bottles, so we made a ban on opening new ones until we use them all up. Due to having to use multiple flavors to get rid of the bottles, we have just created a shampoo/conditioner version of Stride's mystery gum(you're welcome, Stride). Every time we walk out the shower, we've got 3 different flavors in our hair. I believe I have strawberries 'n' cream, tea therapy, free me freesia, and pantene in my hair right now. It's quite an interesting smell.

But so far, we've gotten pretty far...I believe we've gone from somewhere around 25 bottles to 13. But there is one bottle in particular that scares me: The Coconut conditioner. You see, once upon a time, I was all for coconut. Coconut conditioner, coconut lifesavers, almond joys, coconut oil, you name it. I loved it. But then there was this one incident. To make sense, I'll have to go back a few years:

For around 5 consecutive years, every year on Christmas, our entire family came down with the stomache flu. We have our own various theories of why this happened, such as a way to get out of family reunions, but regardless, it happened. We have pictures of us opening our presents, buckets and all. Anyways, one particular Christmas, my brother had gotten me a box of chocolates.

I knew I shouldn't have, but I was miserable, so I did.

You guessed it.

I ate one.

Chocolate Hazelnut chocolate drop, to be precise.

And then I lay down, and took a nap. When I awoke, I felt it coming. But it was too late to do anything. I vomitted all over myself, my clothes, the floor, hair.

Now to explain where all the coconut-hate comes in: Seeing how I was covered in my own yuckiness, I went upstairs to take a shower. The conditioner I used was coconut. Now I can't stand the smell of coconut. Whenever I see coconuts, I see evil red eyes and fangs on 'em. They're out to get me. I know it.

(Another interesting thing is that I can stand coconut but only if it's covered in chocolate. I guess Chocolate really does cover a multitude of sins. ;) )

Thursday, January 5, 2012


Been a while, hasn't it?
Hm, not much has happened since last time...
Oh, we had Christmas and the calendar turned over again. Has a funny habit of doing that every so often. Catches me unawares every time.
But besides from that...not much. But, I still feel the need to post something, so this sad pathetic little blog doesn't die and go to a sad, pathetic place, where fairies steal your lollipops and turn into poptarts. Actually, that doesn't sound so sad and pathetic, but that's beside the point.
So, I'm gonna post a post about nothing and randomness. I guess that technically, randomness isn't "nothing", but if you're really so smart that you know that, then you should be off doing something smart, instead of reading this. ;)
And now for a picture of a dinosaur:
...I know your heart stopped just then. RAWR!! IMMA EAT YOU!! Speaking of which, I had the easiest biology lesson ever the other day. It was about dinosaurs. The only challenging part was turning the pages with my teeth, cuz my arms were too short. Why are T-Rex arms so darn SMALL??? It's a pain. You can't hold ANYTHING with them! Rrraaawwwwrrrr.....Oops, now it's time to fill my dino-tummy with yummy dino-food. Rawr!